Tax Humor

Tax Humor


“If Congress would repeal the nuisance tax, we wouldn’t have any taxes to pay.”

“Next year will be the year they lower taxes…it always is.”

“We wonder why they called them “tax returns” when so little of it does.”

“A man admitted he lied on his income – tax return – he listed himself as the head of the household"

“A lot of people still have the first dollar they ever made – Uncle Sam has all the others."

“We wouldn’t mind paying income tax if we could know which country it’s going to."


"It is difficult to predict the future of an economy in which it takes more brains to figure out the tax on our income than it does to earn it."

"George Washington never told a lie, but then he never had to file a Form 1040.

"The average man knows as much about the atomic bomb as he does about his income-tax form."

"People who squawk about their income tax can be divided into two classes: men and women."

"The income tax forms have been simplified beyond all understanding."

" Don’t you long for the good old days when Uncle Sam lived within his income and without most of yours?"


"Ambition in America is still rewarded….with high taxes."

"America is the land of opportunity. Everyone can become a taxpayer."

"Drive carefully. Uncle Sam needs every taxpayer he can get."

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